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3 Inch Tool letra
Little me, my nuts are as small as pearls,
You like to laugh at me because I'm hung just like a squirrel.
Sometimes it bugs me, I'm not a bigger guy,
When I was a baby it was exactly the same size.
But there's nothing I can do,
Cause I only got a 3 inch tool.
Come home with me, have a cocktail at my place,
I gotta tell you before we get past 2nd base.
In my pants, ain't no big schwing,
But if you can find him he's a friendly little thing.
But there's nothing I can do,
I only got a 3 inch tool.
When I'm comming outta the pool,
I only got a 1 inch tool.
Sometimes I wonder if It'll ever extend,
I get embarassed when I'm hanging with my friends.
They like to razz me, I don't know why.
They get me a Happy Meal and super-size my fry.
And there's nothing I can do,
I only got a 3 inch tool.
And when I'm comming outta the pool,
I only got a 1 inch tool.
Yea, it's small but it's real cool,
I'm happy with a 3 inch tool!
I only got a 3 inch tool
Bob Rivers - Letras
- 12 Days of Layoffs
- 12 Pains Of Christmas
- 3 Inch Tool
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- 96 Beers
- Acid Rain
- ADD
- American Pie Eulogy
- Are They Gonna Fry OJ?
- Back In a Us Made Car
- Beat Up Old Jetliner
- Bowel Moves
- Californians Leavin
- Cat's in The Kettle
- Cheney's Got a Gun
- Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
- Clean The Cat Box
- Denny Way
- Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
- Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
- Don't Vote For Nader
- Gates Is Such a Rich Man
- George Bush Told Lies
- Getting Fatter All The Time
- Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
- Hey You! Get Off My House
- How It Feels (To Be Old)
- I Am Santa Claus (Black Sabbath Cover)
- I Used To Rock And Roll All Night
- I'm A Weight Watcher
- I'm Santa Claus
- Janet's Coconut
- Marv Bites
- Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen
- Mr. Magoo
- O.J.'s Trial Thing
- Officer Fuhrman
- Oxycontin Eater
- PMS
- Police Stop My Car
- Read It In The Tabloids
- The 12 Pains of Christmas
- The Ballad Of Gary Condit
- The Chimney Song
- The Handicap Can
- The No Smoking Song
- Vatican Man
- Walking Around In Womens Underwear
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- When A Man Loves A Chicken
- Windows 95 Sucks (bought It Up)
- Wrong Foot Amputated
- Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
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