12 Days of Layoffs letra

On the first day of Christmas my company gave to me
A pink slip for under the tree

On the second of Christmas my company gave to me
2 days to pack
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the third day of Christmas my company gave to me
3 Bic pens
Is that right 2 days to pack?
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave my company
4 letter words
3 more pens
Well I�m gonna take this lamp too, then
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my company gave to me
5 days of sleep
4 letters words
3 bic pens
And this stapler and my coat rack and�
A pink slip for under the tree

On the sixth day of Christmas, my company gave to me
Six months of Cobra
5 days of sleep
Wake up you freaking monkey, it�s almost break time!
Oh, thanks. Is the roach coach here yet?
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my company gave to me
7 check a �bouncing
Oh, dear!
6 months of Cobra
5 days of sleep
I got your bonus right here!
3 lousy pens
I�m calling security
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my company gave to me
8 hours of drinking
I have never bounced a check in my life
5 day of sleep
You big Goofbag!
Bunch of Sticky notes
Can I at least keep thee pocket protector?
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my company gave to me
9 cans a cat food
8 hours of drinking
Could you not breathe on me please?
I can�t afford Cobra
5 days of sleep
4 festive words
3 Bic pens
Only 2 days to pack
And a pink slip for under the tree
I got a blue one

On the tenth day of Christmas my company gave to me
10 workers weeping,
There, there missy, it�s gonna� get a lot worse than this
God, I hope my kids don�t get sick
Want some cat food?
5 days of sleep
Bite me!
Do I hear sexual harassment?
Would you help me carry this copier to my car, please?
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my company gave to me
Eleventh hour pleading
10 workers weeping
You know I know a guy that�ll hire all three of you girls, sight unseen
And you get to work with a cobra, imagine that!
5 days of sleep
4 letter words
I �m warning you!
Can�t we all just get along?
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my company gave to me
12 employees bumming
I know girls, I know
Say, you girls need a ride home? I got my par carked right out front?
Five days of sleep
I gave this place the best years of my life and they gave me the shaft!
And a pink slip for under the tree
Tree? What tree? We�re not gonna be able to afford a tree!

Bob Rivers - Letras

• 12 Days of Layoffs
• 12 Pains Of Christmas
• 3 Inch Tool
• 401k
• 96 Beers
• Acid Rain
• ADD
• American Pie Eulogy
• Are They Gonna Fry OJ?
• Back In a Us Made Car
• Beat Up Old Jetliner
• Bowel Moves
• Californians Leavin
• Cat's in The Kettle
• Cheney's Got a Gun
• Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
• Clean The Cat Box
• Denny Way
• Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
• Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
• Don't Vote For Nader
• Gates Is Such a Rich Man
• George Bush Told Lies
• Getting Fatter All The Time
• Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
• Hey You! Get Off My House
• How It Feels (To Be Old)
• I Am Santa Claus (Black Sabbath Cover)
• I Used To Rock And Roll All Night
• I'm A Weight Watcher
• I'm Santa Claus
• Janet's Coconut
• Marv Bites
• Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen
• Mr. Magoo
• O.J.'s Trial Thing
• Officer Fuhrman
• Oxycontin Eater
• PMS
• Police Stop My Car
• Read It In The Tabloids
• The 12 Pains of Christmas
• The Ballad Of Gary Condit
• The Chimney Song
• The Handicap Can
• The No Smoking Song
• Vatican Man
• Walking Around In Womens Underwear
• What If God Smoked Cannabis
• When A Man Loves A Chicken
• Windows 95 Sucks (bought It Up)
• Wrong Foot Amputated
• Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!