Windows 95 Sucks (bought It Up) letra

Well, I bought it up.
Brought Windows' home,
and decided to boot it up...

But when I load it up,
It says my memory is not enough!
I'd be runnin' out...
I need some extra RAM to fix me up...

I have to cough it up!
Open my wallet up,
It never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops!

It's Windows 95!
It suckin' up my drive!
It makes a Pentium FLY!
But my PC... is obsolete!
I'll have to buy myself a brand new machiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine...

Bring it up...
Stick me up!
You suck me in, and then you got me hooked,
You got me, you got me...

There's so much stuff to buy!
I need a new hard drive!
It's gonna suck me dry!
My 386...
Don't has speed!
Tt takes an hour just to bring up the screeeeeeeeeeeen...
Naninaaaaaaa...

Oh no...
I'm making software buys,
Wow!
It's making Bill Gates come...
Yo, yo!
You make a rich man come...

Bob Rivers - Letras

• 12 Days of Layoffs
• 12 Pains Of Christmas
• 3 Inch Tool
• 401k
• 96 Beers
• Acid Rain
• ADD
• American Pie Eulogy
• Are They Gonna Fry OJ?
• Back In a Us Made Car
• Beat Up Old Jetliner
• Bowel Moves
• Californians Leavin
• Cat's in The Kettle
• Cheney's Got a Gun
• Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
• Clean The Cat Box
• Denny Way
• Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
• Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
• Don't Vote For Nader
• Gates Is Such a Rich Man
• George Bush Told Lies
• Getting Fatter All The Time
• Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
• Hey You! Get Off My House
• How It Feels (To Be Old)
• I Am Santa Claus (Black Sabbath Cover)
• I Used To Rock And Roll All Night
• I'm A Weight Watcher
• I'm Santa Claus
• Janet's Coconut
• Marv Bites
• Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen
• Mr. Magoo
• O.J.'s Trial Thing
• Officer Fuhrman
• Oxycontin Eater
• PMS
• Police Stop My Car
• Read It In The Tabloids
• The 12 Pains of Christmas
• The Ballad Of Gary Condit
• The Chimney Song
• The Handicap Can
• The No Smoking Song
• Vatican Man
• Walking Around In Womens Underwear
• What If God Smoked Cannabis
• When A Man Loves A Chicken
• Windows 95 Sucks (bought It Up)
• Wrong Foot Amputated
• Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!