I'm A Weight Watcher letra

I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a Weight Watcher,
Watchin' food go by.
My, my, my.

I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a plate watcher.
Here comes a cream pie
Mmmm, mmm, mmm.

I was just a boy
When I tried to eat my toy.
Couldn't reacy my toes
To put my shoes on.

But now I'm 28,
I'm big, fat, and overweight.
I've got a new pastime to chew on.

I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a plate watcher.
Watchin' food go by,
My, my, my.

Plate of cheese nachos.
I gotta watch those.
Here come some now.
Mmm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Oh, no, none for me, thanks.
Watchin' my figure.
Oh, they look delicious.
No, no, no, no.

Oh, they smell good, too.
mmm...I shouldn't, I really shouldn't.
You make these yourself?
Well, maybe just two.

Bob Rivers - Letras

• 12 Days of Layoffs
• 12 Pains Of Christmas
• 3 Inch Tool
• 401k
• 96 Beers
• Acid Rain
• ADD
• American Pie Eulogy
• Are They Gonna Fry OJ?
• Back In a Us Made Car
• Beat Up Old Jetliner
• Bowel Moves
• Californians Leavin
• Cat's in The Kettle
• Cheney's Got a Gun
• Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
• Clean The Cat Box
• Denny Way
• Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
• Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
• Don't Vote For Nader
• Gates Is Such a Rich Man
• George Bush Told Lies
• Getting Fatter All The Time
• Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
• Hey You! Get Off My House
• How It Feels (To Be Old)
• I Am Santa Claus (Black Sabbath Cover)
• I Used To Rock And Roll All Night
• I'm A Weight Watcher
• I'm Santa Claus
• Janet's Coconut
• Marv Bites
• Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen
• Mr. Magoo
• O.J.'s Trial Thing
• Officer Fuhrman
• Oxycontin Eater
• PMS
• Police Stop My Car
• Read It In The Tabloids
• The 12 Pains of Christmas
• The Ballad Of Gary Condit
• The Chimney Song
• The Handicap Can
• The No Smoking Song
• Vatican Man
• Walking Around In Womens Underwear
• What If God Smoked Cannabis
• When A Man Loves A Chicken
• Windows 95 Sucks (bought It Up)
• Wrong Foot Amputated
• Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!