Wrong Foot Amputated letra

Wrong foot amputated
Wrong foot amputated
He got the wrong foot amputated

The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease
I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to putme at ease

They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown
They gave me anesthetic and they set my legs down
"You won't fell a thing" is what the doctor told me
"We're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack itoff"

Hey man you must be kidding me, take a look
He got the wrong foot amputated
Hey you should have cut the other knee, take a bow
He got the wrong foot amputated

Hey that leg was mine, you mean to tell me that this stuffhappens all the time
Hey this ain't my day

Bob Rivers - Letras

• 12 Days of Layoffs
• 12 Pains Of Christmas
• 3 Inch Tool
• 401k
• 96 Beers
• Acid Rain
• ADD
• American Pie Eulogy
• Are They Gonna Fry OJ?
• Back In a Us Made Car
• Beat Up Old Jetliner
• Bowel Moves
• Californians Leavin
• Cat's in The Kettle
• Cheney's Got a Gun
• Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
• Clean The Cat Box
• Denny Way
• Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
• Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
• Don't Vote For Nader
• Gates Is Such a Rich Man
• George Bush Told Lies
• Getting Fatter All The Time
• Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
• Hey You! Get Off My House
• How It Feels (To Be Old)
• I Am Santa Claus (Black Sabbath Cover)
• I Used To Rock And Roll All Night
• I'm A Weight Watcher
• I'm Santa Claus
• Janet's Coconut
• Marv Bites
• Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen
• Mr. Magoo
• O.J.'s Trial Thing
• Officer Fuhrman
• Oxycontin Eater
• PMS
• Police Stop My Car
• Read It In The Tabloids
• The 12 Pains of Christmas
• The Ballad Of Gary Condit
• The Chimney Song
• The Handicap Can
• The No Smoking Song
• Vatican Man
• Walking Around In Womens Underwear
• What If God Smoked Cannabis
• When A Man Loves A Chicken
• Windows 95 Sucks (bought It Up)
• Wrong Foot Amputated
• Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!