The Handicap Can letra

Handicap
Hey handicap

�All right my little children, gather round those groovy handicapped are here.
So tell me babe, so what kind of handicap do you have?�
�Well I had a motorcycle but it cost me an arm and a leg.�
�I can see that. Pretty groovy appliance. I bet the ladies dig it, hey babe?�

Who goes in the bathroom
Grabs the biggest stall
A handy metal railing
So they don�t slip in the bowl
The handicapped
The handicapped
The handicapped can
They handicapped can
Cuz they got a special sticker
Makes them better than you
Makes us better than you
The handicapped park
Anywhere they want
Takin� up the closest spaces
Zoomin� in their wheelchair races
Spittle drippin� down their faces
Yeah yeah yeah
Zippin� through the crosswalk
On a motorized machine
Winning groovy medals
On their own Olympic team
The handicapped
The handicapped
Oh the handicapped can
The handicapped can
Cuz they�re pals of Jerry Lewis
And the telethon crew
The handicapped can
Cuz they are very special people
And they�re just like you
With some assholes too
�We are the handicapped babe, and we are groovy, know what I am saying? People love to take us shopping at Christmastime, cuz we park so close to the mall.�

The handicapped
The handicapped

Bob Rivers - Letras

• 12 Days of Layoffs
• 12 Pains Of Christmas
• 3 Inch Tool
• 401k
• 96 Beers
• Acid Rain
• ADD
• American Pie Eulogy
• Are They Gonna Fry OJ?
• Back In a Us Made Car
• Beat Up Old Jetliner
• Bowel Moves
• Californians Leavin
• Cat's in The Kettle
• Cheney's Got a Gun
• Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
• Clean The Cat Box
• Denny Way
• Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
• Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
• Don't Vote For Nader
• Gates Is Such a Rich Man
• George Bush Told Lies
• Getting Fatter All The Time
• Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas
• Hey You! Get Off My House
• How It Feels (To Be Old)
• I Am Santa Claus (Black Sabbath Cover)
• I Used To Rock And Roll All Night
• I'm A Weight Watcher
• I'm Santa Claus
• Janet's Coconut
• Marv Bites
• Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen
• Mr. Magoo
• O.J.'s Trial Thing
• Officer Fuhrman
• Oxycontin Eater
• PMS
• Police Stop My Car
• Read It In The Tabloids
• The 12 Pains of Christmas
• The Ballad Of Gary Condit
• The Chimney Song
• The Handicap Can
• The No Smoking Song
• Vatican Man
• Walking Around In Womens Underwear
• What If God Smoked Cannabis
• When A Man Loves A Chicken
• Windows 95 Sucks (bought It Up)
• Wrong Foot Amputated
• Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!